Those are great! Things to ponder. Thanks.

3 Step Secret

Hi Jill, I was hoping to put together a good post before Christmas to make sure I gave all my friends a special gift from me, A Smile!

Hi Nick;  This was quite funny.  I just received this one in my email I thought was really cute.  I wanted to pass it to you.

Thanks Karen

Subject: Fw: Three Little Pigs
Date: Tue,7 Dec 2006 10:55:29

 

 

  Three Little Pigs



The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first litt le piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little p iggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

 

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

 

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," 

  !
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

 

 

You're gonna LOVE me for this....






The third piggy says -



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

 

 

 

 

Hi Nick

These are very funny thanks for the smile,have a wonderful day.Linda C.