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Chris Wiseman

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Re: Welcome to the 71st Person of the Week
11/28/2006 3:07:21 PM

Hello Saundra,

Thank you for your kind message today I really do appreciate you taking the time to post.

I always try to bring a smile tis true because it's better than feeling blue!!

Stand by for my video message...it may scare the kids...lol!!

Thanks guys

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Chris Wiseman

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Re: Welcome to the 71st Person of the Week
11/28/2006 3:34:19 PM

Ok Adland folk I promissed some surprises this week and here is surprise number 2......

What do you mean what was number one? are you not paying attention out there today?

Surprise number 1 was my beautiful loving partner Emma xx

Surprise number 2 is..................

 

wait for it................................

 

A personal streaming video message to you guys

Personal Adland Message Video

 

I hope you enjoy the message folks

And now for some fun...............

Here is a little story I would like to share with you...

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress
party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so
he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received
another parcel. Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you
will really look the part.

The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.  Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse go as a f***ing toffee apple.

Sorry about that folks but it's all in fun1 fun! fun!

See ya all later

Outa Here..........

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John Partington

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Re: Welcome to the 71st Person of the Week
11/28/2006 3:59:39 PM

Hi Chris,

Great video broadcast, even if you needed a drink beforehand.

Loved the background and the towel on the top of the bathroom door, it made it feel like home!

I am glad you admitted you are the madman from england, so that nicely rules me out for the title, I know you are limited to your online time so don't worry about keeping up with the replies!

I am still decorating so I am still high on the paint fumes and will be for at least another week, thanks for being great entertainment and I still reserve the right to post your naughty jokes on adlandpro.

Best Wishes

John.

PS to save typing all this out again I am posting a copy on your own forum!

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Venerina Conti

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Re: Welcome to the 71st Person of the Week
11/28/2006 4:35:11 PM

Heya Chris

Well, I'm sending my pal here back in for the second time to make sure you keep those fingers numb ....

... and if he's not carrying enough ..... here's the barrel ..... Just pop your head underneath ....hehehehehe

.... and if you can read what's written on the pic ... you obviously haven't had enough yet!!!!

Have fun oh King Chris ....

Huggers

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Venerina Conti

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Re: Welcome to the 71st Person of the Week
11/28/2006 4:47:34 PM

Hello Chris ... AGAIN!!!

I just watched your video ... I have a tear in my eye ..... It was very emotional ... how nervous were you exactly? .... aaaaawwwww

I almost thought you couldn't pronounce my name ... lol ... !!!!

Hubby will be please to see it too ... but he's sleeping right now ... and I'm trying to get Jenny sorted out so she can see it ...

Take care and huggers to both you and Emma ... and let her use the pc a little more often .... don't be such a hogger!!!! lol

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