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Craftie Linda

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BILL AND SAM
11/17/2006 9:55:42 AM
Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed 
the pigeons, 
watch the girls, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. 
  
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it figured 
maybe he had a
 cold or some such. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so Sam 
became worried. 
  
Since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't 
know where Bill lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to 
him. 
 
A month had past and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one 
day Sam approached the park and . lo and behold ...there sat Bill! 
 
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! 
 
Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to 
you???" 
 
Bill replied, "I have been in jail." 
 
"Jail???" cried Sam!! 
 
"What in the world for???" 
 
"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress 
at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?" 
 
"Yeah" said Sam, 
 
"I remember her. What about her?" 
 
"Well. She had me arrested for rape and I was so proud that when I got 
into court, 
 
I pled guilty and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
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Re: BILL AND SAM
11/17/2006 10:08:35 AM
Hi Linda

That's a cute story. The Judges never have a sense of humor.

Robert
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Re: BILL AND SAM
11/17/2006 10:28:36 AM
Thanks LInda it's always nice to start the day off with a chuckle. You do seem to have a knack of keeping everything light and your appreciated
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Re: BILL AND SAM
11/17/2006 11:47:56 AM
Hi, That is funny! Poor guy.....his ego must REALLY have needed a boost. Admitting to rape!
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Re: BILL AND SAM
11/17/2006 2:15:11 PM
I really like Bill.  If the same thing happens to me 20 years from now I know to do.
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