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Thanksgiving
11/9/2006 11:32:28 AM

Hi all ,

Thought I would share more of my humor side this week with my  friends  :-)

Stuffed Turkey

Baby Bruno was sitting in his grandmother's kitchen, 
watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.

"What are you doing?" Bruno asked.

"Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey," his grandmother replied.

"That's cool!" Bruno said. 
"Are you going to hang it next to the deer?"

  Grocery Store

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

The Turkey Popped Out of the Oven
The Turkey popped out of the oven
and rocketed in to the air;
It knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
There was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there had never been turkey before..
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it;
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scraped with displeasure
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I would never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.

Ode to Thanksgiving

To our national birds
The American Eagle
The Thanksgiving Turkey
May one give us peace in all our states
And the other a piece for all our plates

 

Have a Great Day :-) Lee


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Re: Thanksgiving
11/9/2006 12:10:07 PM
Hi Lee, Great post! :-) Lot's of fun reading.. To all my American friends and partners.. Have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!!
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Re: Thanksgiving
11/9/2006 12:16:24 PM

Lee

Thank you so much for the smile my friend!

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Re: Thanksgiving
11/9/2006 1:32:49 PM

Thanks for the chuckle Joelees.

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Re: Thanksgiving
11/9/2006 1:45:44 PM

Hi Tim,

Great to see you glad you drop in share few laughs , ThanksGiving always makes me feel like a turkey everyone loved one you visit you leave stuffed lol   :-) Lee

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