A woman's perspective on some of the "Man Laws"
1. No crying! Unless I'm the one making you cry.
5. Man's sister is probably too smart to be interested in any of her brother's friends.
6. Opening my fridge is by invitation only, free-loader!
7. Remembering a man's birthday is only required for the father and sons of the woman. Husbands, boyfriends and brothers, it's optional.
8. I have a two hour holding limit. Less if the road is rough and you had better stop when I say.
10. No flatulence, ever! I know you all are very proud of this skill, but I don't need to hear it or smell it. If a man has had flatulence producing food or drink and is in danger of stinking up a whole room, then it is his wife's or girlfriend's right to insist he sleep in the couch. If it's really bad, he goes outside.
13. Fighting naked men...okay, I'll keep that one to myself.
14. Right on! No one looks good in Speedos...no matter how skinny or built.
15. Free show!
16. I can talk to you until you're blue in the face about baseball or basketball. If you make me watch football, I'll root for whoever I don't hate or the Broncos. I will root for the Steelers out of loyalty to the boyfriend, but not if they are playing the Broncos.
25. Touch my truck and you'll find yourself under it, buddy!
26. Ewww!
27. Give me cash. I'll figure out what I want later. DO NOT give me a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret, my choice of lingerie is my business, not yours. Giving me cash and hoping I go to Victoria's Secret with it is okay.
Have a great day,
Kate