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Hi Friends,
I couldnt stop at one today.....
When the power went off at the elementary school, the cook
couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria. She had to feed the
children something, so at the last minute she whipped up great
stacks of peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.
As one little boy filled his plate, he said, "It's about time.
At last -- a home cooked meal!"
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for his
checkup. Afterwards, the doctor took his wife aside and said,
"Unless you do the following things, your husband will surely
die." The doctor then went on to say, "Here's what you need to
do. Every morning make sure you serve him a good healthy
breakfast. Meet him at home each day for lunch so that you can
serve him a well balanced meal. Make sure that you feed him a
good hot meal each evening and don't overburden him with any
stressful conversation, nor ask him to perform any household
chores. Also, keep the house spotless and clean so that he
doesn't get exposed to any threatening germs."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
said.
She replied, "He said that you're going to die."
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Like all growing boys, my teenage grandson was constantly
hungry, I went to the refrigerator to find something he might
like. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice
cartons, I spotted a bowl of leftover chili.
I called out to him excitedly. He came running into the kitchen.
"Look! I found some chili."
Struggling to be polite, he said, "If you're that surprised, I'm
not really sure I want it."
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Have a great week!
Thanks
Leanne Busby
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