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Hi everyone,
In our next story, we meet Larry, a very nice young man with good manners, but apparently somewhat lacking in mental prowess.
Larry wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, he headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on his stool he started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a thunderous voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, Larry moved further down the ice, poured a cup of hot chocolate from his thermos, and started to cut yet another hole in the ice.
The voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
This time, quite scared, Larry moved to the far end of the ice.
There he started another hole and once again the voice roared, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The very scared Larry raised his head and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice answered, "NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!"
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Have a terrific weekend!
God bless,
Dave
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