A man and women were married for 25 years. He takes a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a bumpy old sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with an exciting 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find an exciting 25 year old blonde and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a bumpy old sofa bed.
Aren't older women great! They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis....
I got to tell you Pat, as the years pass and I become more mature, older woman are looking better and better.
The wife with make-up
