Once a cow...
A Jewish man moves into an all Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday the Catholics go crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jewish man is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the man to convert him. Finally, by threats and pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jewish man to a priest who sprinkles holy water on him and intones:
"Born a Jew
Raised a Jew
Now a Catholic."
The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jewish guy's house to remind him of his new diet. They see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying:
"Born a cow
Raised a cow
Now a fish."
:-) :-D
God bless,
Dave
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