Nick, you have given me more info than I care to know! (Please, do not take this as an insult.)
Since it appears that your forums do not worry with that joy-killer, political correctness, I will offer more info on the umbilicus than some people may care to know.
Some years ago, B.P.C. (before political correctness), I learned that in the Deep South of the U.S., the belly button may have another name. For instance, when a child points to his or her navel, and asks, "Mom, what's this?" Then, Mom might answer, "That's your yankee-shot." An alternative is, "That's where a yankee shot you." (I think that I will leave it at this. I do not want to start a re-fight of the Civil War.)
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