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Marilyn L Martin

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Re: DUCK!!....more incoming laughs!!!
9/27/2006 3:21:18 PM

Hello Chris,

Wow, these some really funny jokes! LOL! I enjoyed reading all of them, but I think my favorite was the last one about the IRS Tax Genie! That was very funny! LOL! :) Thanks so much for sharing and  bringing us a good laugh today! ;)

God Bless,

Love, Marilyn

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Re: DUCK!!....more incoming laughs!!!
9/27/2006 3:54:49 PM

Hi Chris,

Thanks again for putting a smile on my face at the end of a very long day.

Since we're amongst the "People of the World", thought you might enjoy this:

   There are three kinds of people in the World:

   Those who make things happen.

   Those who watch things happen.

   Those who ask, "What Happened?".

Of course, we know that all of us here at Adland are in the first category.

Your Friend,

Phil Black

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Georgios Paraskevopoulos

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Re: DUCK!!....more incoming laughs!!!
9/27/2006 4:05:47 PM
Hello Chris,

Glad to see you back with refreshed jokes.
We need to smile from time to time.

WarmRegards
Georgios
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Re: DUCK!!....more incoming laughs!!!
9/27/2006 4:07:13 PM

Hi Chris,

Thanks for these, I like the one about the pig and the fire engine best, I received the following from a shy reserved member of adlandpro who wishes to remain unknown.

Hello John,

I received the following and I do not have the BaLL$ to post this.  Maybe you can.....

NEW EMOTICONS......

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
 
Here goes:
 

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_ x _) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass !

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing their ass off (_ :-)_)
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Re: DUCK!!....more incoming laughs!!!
9/27/2006 5:43:40 PM

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Hi Chris,

     Thanks for the big smile, those were really funny.

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