A BLONDE FROM NEW YORK WAS TRAVELING THRU ARIZONA WHEN HER CAR BROKE DOWN. AN INDIAN, ON HORSEBACK, CAME ALONG AND OFFERED HER A RIDE TO TOWN. SHE CLIMBED UP BEHIND HIM AND THEY RODE OFF.
THE RIDE WAS UNEVENTFUL, EXCEPT THAT EVERY FEW MINUTES, THE INDIAN WOULD LET OUT A RESOUNDING "YE-E-E-HA-A-A-A.
WHEN THEY ARRIVED AT THE SERVICE STATION, HE LET HER OFF, AND WITH ANOTHER LOUD YE-E-E-HA-A-A-A HE RODE OFF.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET THAT OLD INDIAN SO EXCITED?" ASKED THE STATION ATTENDENT.
"NOTHING." REPLIED THE WOMAN."I MERELY SAT BEHIND HIM, PUT MY ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST AND HELD ON TO THE SADDLE HORN SO I WOULDN'T FALL OFF!"
"LADY." THE ATTENDANT SAID,"INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES!"
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