Happy people - Read on -
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack
your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God!
Fantastic!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't
matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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A Polish immigrant applied for a driver's license.
First, of course,he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W Y N S T Z C.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my
GOD!You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You
NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are
you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know
you always forget tosalt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving."
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Remember this good people of Adland
It's good to laugh
Some may have forgotten to smile lately....
I hope I have contributed to making your day a smiley happy one
Love and Inspiration to you all
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