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Marion Tucker

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(Need A Good Laugh?) Classic Adam And God :-) 9/23/2006
9/23/2006 8:47:58 PM

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said,

"In the cave you will find a Woman"

Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too.

Then God said "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath),

"Geez...."

And then, just like everything else God explained that to Adam, as well


So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river,
and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said
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Hi Everyone,

Thought we could all use a good laugh!  Hee! Hee!

Love, Hugs, Kisses & God Bless You All!

Marion :-)

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Re: (Need A Good Laugh?) Classic Adam & God :-) 9/23/2006
9/23/2006 9:01:58 PM

:) LOL...Aww, thank you, Marion!!  I sure needed that!

God Bless you,

Crystal

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Re: (Need A Good Laugh?) Classic Adam & God :-) 9/23/2006
9/23/2006 9:14:44 PM
Thanks Marion for the laugh. I'm  getting very sleepie. I needed that
Have a great weekend.
Kathy C
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Re: (Need A Good Laugh?) Classic Adam & God :-) 9/23/2006
9/23/2006 9:24:17 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT. (NETWORKING AS ONE +1 AND U) WE NEEDED THAT, HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
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Marion Tucker

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Re: (Need A Good Laugh?) Classic Adam & God :-) 9/23/2006
9/23/2006 9:25:35 PM
Thanks Crysal & Kathy for coming by!

I had to resize the letters to get it all in so it's a lot funnier now that I did that.  So come back and enjoy!

God Bless!
Marion


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