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Re: A Penthouse in Heaven
9/23/2006 10:53:00 AM
Hi Anamaria :) LOL! thanks for sharing! good one! Have a wonderful weekend :)
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Georgios Paraskevopoulos

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Re: A Penthouse in Heaven
9/23/2006 11:00:30 AM
Hello AnaMaria

Thank you for this laughter.
here is another

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.

One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You can enter."

The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in.

The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come in, too."
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell."
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Re: A Penthouse in Heaven
9/23/2006 11:08:01 AM

LOL to Georgios!  Can I post another joke here also, Ana Maria?

When Mother Theresa died and went the Heaven, her first evening there, God said he would make dinner for just her and Himself.  Mother Theresa felt very honored, they sat cross-legged on clouds and had a picnic of tuna sandwiches.

She thought, well maybe it's just for this first evening that we're having sandwiches, as a casual way to make me feel comfortable here.

Then the 2nd evening, God once again made tuna sandwiches for himself and Mother Theresa....and again on the 3rd evening.

Finally, Mother Theresa asked "Dear God, I don't want to sound ungrateful since you are making my dinner yourself and spending so much time talking just to me, but why are we having tuna sandwiches every evening?"

God answered, "Well, I don't see the point of cooking a large meal since there are just the 2 of us up here."

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Re: A Penthouse in Heaven
9/23/2006 11:11:02 AM
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Re: From Pastor lynn This is great. I will share it with my friends
9/23/2006 12:46:48 PM
Hello Pastor Lynn,

You're welcome!



With friendship,
Anamaria

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