A young lady got a call that her grandfather who was 101 years old had just died. So she rushed over to comfort her grandmother.
She asked what happened and her grandmother said, "Oh it was terrible. We were making love and he just passed away."
The granddaughter said..Oh my god..that's terrible. I can't believe you two were making love at your age!
Grandma said, Yes but we found out a long time ago that we had to pace ourselves so we only made love when the church bells rang on Sunday Morning. In with the ding and out with the dong...
Your grandfather would still be alive if they ice cream truck hadn't come by.
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