Too funny not to share!
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day
Trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was
Due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency
To the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on
Him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And
On and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he
Went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long
Hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and
Was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of
Execution after all.
Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
Upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door,
She was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent
Over naked drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER
STOP"??!!
ALABAMAPREACHER
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
Is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
Am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party
Who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
Family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit
This is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you
Will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression"
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
Traffic rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there
Has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
The Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a
Wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.
Simitted by my friend Mr. Knight