hi sheri
you know we love them
so heres one for you
robin
UPSET WIFE
>> She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making
>> love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
>>
>> "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this
to
>> me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.
I
>> want a divorce straight away!"
>>
>> And he replied:
>>
>> "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what
happened"
>>
>>
>> "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words
you'll
>> say to me!"
>>
>>
>> So he began:
>>
>>
>> "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady
>> here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless
that
>> I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
very
>> thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
>>
>> She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
>> compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
for
>> you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll
>> put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
>>
>> Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while
she
>> was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so
I
>> threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer
>> jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you
say
>> they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your
>> anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good
>> taste.
>>
>> I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you
>> don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you
bought at
>> the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a
pair
>> like them.." He took a quick breath and continued:
>> "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I
walked
>> her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
>> '"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?'
>>
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