For The Kids... What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hang around! What did the picture say to the wall? I've got you covered! What is the best thing to take into the desert? A thirst aid kit! Who was the first underwater spy? James Pond! What is hairy and coughs? A coconut with a cold! What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan? An Unidentified Frying Object! Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery? So he could loaf around! For The Kids... How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow! If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player? The one in the sugar bowl! How do you keep flies out of the kitchen? Put a pile of manure in the living room! What did one firefly say to the other? Got to glow now! What goes "snap, crackle and pop"? A firefly with a short circuit! Which fly makes films? Stephen Speilbug! Bachelor Cooking Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - Take a clean dish and...."

Hi Larry :) LOL! thanks for the laughs! have a great day :)

Hi Dear Larry,

 

So long. I have been a lot of busy but i can take it any more I need this to get a good laugh.  Really thanks for them.

and best of all TODAY IS FRIIIIDAAAAAYYYYY. At last.

 

Have a great week end and enjoy it a lot.

Regards,

Lis

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Hi Larry,

     I must be a big kid, because I liked the kid jokes.

Thank you for the giggles.

Your Good Friend

Deborah

I really liked these! I know some little ones that will be able to tell them to their friends.

Thanks,

Sheryl