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Sheri 470 690 St Cat...	Amazingly Simple Home Remedies......................... 8/28/2006 7:47:18 AM
	1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Remember: * Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. * Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. * If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
	Sheri Webber CCH, CRP Certified Consulting Hypnotherapist \| Certified Raindrop Practitioner Soul Comfort Wellnes Centre Young Living Independent Distributor 913479 \| It Works Marketing Independent Distributor 58745 http://www.soulcomfortwellnesscentre.com \| http://www.soulcomforthypnosis.com \| http://www.soulcomfort.younglivingworld.com \| http://www.soulcomfort.itworks.net
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Robert 626 2047 Jackso...	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies......................... 8/28/2006 7:51:40 AM
	I tried the mousetrap on the alarm clock and I woke up an hour later but I can't remember why my foot hurts so much.
	Robert Talmadge To follow your dream, follow your heart. http://community.adlandpro.com/forums/17474/ShowForum.aspx
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Sheri 470 690 St Cat...	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies......................... 8/28/2006 8:04:21 AM
	At least it was only your foot...lol Have a great day. Sheri Lynn
	Sheri Webber CCH, CRP Certified Consulting Hypnotherapist \| Certified Raindrop Practitioner Soul Comfort Wellnes Centre Young Living Independent Distributor 913479 \| It Works Marketing Independent Distributor 58745 http://www.soulcomfortwellnesscentre.com \| http://www.soulcomforthypnosis.com \| http://www.soulcomfort.younglivingworld.com \| http://www.soulcomfort.itworks.net
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Ted 16495 552 Winnipeg	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies......................... 8/28/2006 8:36:34 AM
	HA HA...Good stuff!!
	God Bless Your Success! Ted Kusie Your Adland Friend Winnipeg, Canada Here is Your Money!
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Judy 1216 600 Seattle	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies......................... 8/28/2006 9:08:31 AM
	I like #5 - much better tah those icky leeches they used to use. Have a great week, Sheri. Judy ; )
	Judy's Income Garden To Your Health
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