Holy moly...that was funny!!!

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It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice and dropped in his fishing line. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.

The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.

The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer.

"Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."

The boy spit the bait into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"

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Lunch anyone???

Tim

My sister has received tickets for driving too slow on the freeway at least twice, she was going 40 mph.

She also drove over a parking block when my husband and I were with her, that was around 1985 before seatbelt laws, our heads hit the ceiling of the car!

P.S. Nick, your stuff was hilarious, too!  My teenage son recently wrote a bunch of goofy stuff on the sidewalk with chalk, I'll put some of the more tame stuff here:
"Barry Dinshett" and "Anita Chubb" ... he wrote about 25 of those outside that were much more offensive, and our neighbor who is studying to become a minister, came over in a rage and pounded on our front door insisting that my son clean off the sidewalk immediately with a hose.  He cleaned it off but I told him he could rewrite his sayings at the back of our property where no one would see it.