Knock Knock! Who's There?  
Wood.

Wood, who?

Wood you like to let me in now? 

Knock Knock! Who's There?  
Disney.

Disney who?

I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!

 

 

A Texas Millionaire  
A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. The doctors consulted did not seem to understand what ailed him. The millionaire let it be known that any doctor who could heal him could have whatever he desired.

A country doctor was finally able to cure him, and as the doctor was leaving after a week's stay, the Texan said, "Doc! I am a man of my word. You name it, and if it is humanly possible I'll get it for you."

"Well," said the doctor, "I love to play golf, so if I could have a matching set of golf clubs, that would be fine." With that the physician left.

The doctor didn't hear from the Texan millionaire for some months. Then, one day, he got a phone call from the millionaire.

"Doc, I bet you thought that I had gone back on my word. I have your matching set of golf clubs. The reason it took so long is that two of them didn't have swimming pools, and I didn't think they were good enough for ya. So I had pools installed and they're all ready for you now!" 

Dear Larry,

I think your Disney...

And they do say everything is bigger in Texas...

Hi Larry,

     I am a golfer, I really liked that one.

Thank you

Your Good Friend

Deborah

Hi Larry, A Good One, thanks! Only it must be a older joke as I doubt someone with only a few million could afford to build two golf clubs. SO, me thinks it should be changed to: "A Texas Billionaire" Please, Take Care! Neil

Hi Larry Still on golf, a golfer walked into the club after 18 rounds and the barman said, "What did you go around in?" The golfer said, "I just wore this shirt, shorts, shoes..."