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Craftie Linda

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OLD HAROLD
8/15/2006 12:41:57 PM
Old Harold In The Hospital - There's some humour in it
 
 
      
Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.

There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.



Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he
was a little child.  She would say in a patronizing tone of
voice, "And how are we doing this morning", or "Are we
ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry?"



Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse.  One
day, at breakfast, Old Harold took the apple juice off the
tray and put it in his bed side stand. 
 
 
Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.



So, you know where the juice went!  The nurse came in a
little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.  "My,
it seems we are a little cloudy today "



At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run
it through again.  Maybe I can filter it better this time."



The nurse fainted!    Old Harold just smiled!




DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!
 
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Re: OLD HAROLD
8/15/2006 1:07:33 PM
Hello Linda,

Thank you for the joke. Old Harold was not sure.
It your area to write jokes. It is me who laughs.

Regards
Georgios
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Re: OLD HAROLD
8/15/2006 1:32:25 PM

Hi Linda,

Thanks for putting a smile on my face:-)

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Re: OLD HAROLD
8/15/2006 1:54:43 PM

 

Hi Linda,

Thanks for the good humour. I have seen this one before but it always make me laugh when I read it. 
Very good thanks for sharing this one!

Take care,

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Re: OLD HAROLD
8/15/2006 4:59:48 PM

Hi Linda,

     Thanks for the giggles.

That was funny.

Your Good Friend

Deborah

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