Knock Knock! Who's There?
C's
C's who?
C's the day!
Knock Knock! Who's There?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack your egos at the door...
Knock Knock! Who's There?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast.
Foreign Language
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
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