Craftie,

Here's another one:  Woman wear necklaces but I wear "a choker".

A bossy woman is a nag to her husband, but I am a graduate of obedience school with a certificate on the wall to prove it.

I can walk with or without a leash to control me....children have to be grounded.

In the USA they stand and sing "The Star Spangled Banner" but no one has sung a song to me and I  even wear a spangle.

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Your dogs picture on a shirt?
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grandchildren would be ok too!!!