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Sheri Webber

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MASTERCARD WEDDING
8/3/2006 7:57:09 PM

You gotta love this guy ... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge......making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends......... $32,000

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.......$8,500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and the best man having sex.......... Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

MasterCard

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Re: MASTERCARD WEDDING
8/3/2006 11:49:38 PM

Whew! That was a good one. May I add this one?:

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did anything wrong.

He had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating.

Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, he asked his son, "So why is everything in such perfect order, so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

"Oh, THAT!" his son replies, "Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!' "

Broken Coffee Table - $39.99

Hot Breakfast - $4.25

Two Aspirins - $.38

Saying the Right Thing at the Right Time - Priceless!

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Re: MASTERCARD WEDDING
8/4/2006 1:24:28 AM

Bonjour

J'ai essayé de tout comprendre mais je ne suis pas arrivé.

Salutations

Mr.B.Midoun

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Re: MASTERCARD WEDDING
8/4/2006 10:23:17 AM
Hi Sheri,

That was a great story. You come up with with darnest stuff.

Thanks for sharing that one.

All the best for a great weekend,
Herb G

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Re: MASTERCARD WEDDING
8/4/2006 10:56:10 AM

Hi SHerri,

      No doubt in my mind.... that was Priceless!!!

Thank you for the giggle.

Your Good Friend

Deborah

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