Knock Knock! Who's There?  
Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub -- I'm dwowning! 

Northern Light  
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.

But when they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. 

Hi Donna S

you're welcome

hope you are having a great week-end

Hi Larry

          Very funny thems some smart Eskimos haha

Have a great weekend...........

Hi Larry,

   Why do I want to start talking like Elmer Fudd. LOL

Thank you for the giggles.

Your Good Friend

Deborah