Knock Knock! Who's There?  
Veal chop.

Veal chop who?

Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up! 

Getting Older  
Maybe it's true that life begins at 40. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. 

Hi Larry

Age is just a thought process.

He's cheeky that young 'un Scott Reynolds!

Veal Chop for Bargains? 

Is another sign of getting older is when you can't sleep at night? 

Scott

I have no idea what you are talking about and besides

it's my nap time

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