Pregnant Blonde The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive

Can't say <DIV> did much for your post, but it did something to the popup ;)

Liked the jumping part more than the punchline.
(should you be jumping when you just got pregnant after years of trying?)

Hi Linda, thanks for the laugh I sure needed one today. I was concerend too about her jumping up and down but its sure is a blonde joke isn't it. lol.. thanks for the invite my friend. Hope your doing fine. Have a wonderful day. Did you hear about the new link to get more traffic to your site? I got it from Kathy earlier and I joined heres the link if you haven't already joined by now.

http://www.ScreenBlaze.com/45344

Colleen

Colleens dollar store link
http://colleens.mydollarshop.com

open Your Own dollar store
http://colleens.mydollarshop.com/makemoney

Rogers Coverall
Home of the Decorative Banner with a picture pocket.
Http://rogerscoverall.bravehost.com/index.html

tripleyourlist.com url for rogers coverall
http://www.tripleyourlist.com/index.php/rogerscoverall

http://www.free-advertising-blog.com/Advertise-Free/9981

 

my memorial groups on msn
This is a friendly group I have on msn. We are all good friends here,
either from meeting in the group or most of us being friends and family.
If anyone is having a hard time dealing with the death of a loved one.
stop by we all understand cause we've all been there. We also make a
memorial for your loved one upon request. I have two groups here. both
are memorial groups. one group we do memorials for our furry pet friends
who have gone to rainbows bridge. You must be a member of msn to get
into the groups. Its free registration to join.
Rogers Decorative Headstone Covers.
This group I started when my husband Roger got a us patent for clear
plastic headstone covers. The cemetaries really wouldn't approve these
covers so I got no responses to the add. The pictures of the covers
have been remove to protect his patent, So thats when I decided to turn
it into a memorial group.
http://groups.msn.com/ROGERSDECORATIVEHEADSTONECOVERS/home1.msnw

Memorials For Family and Friends Is our sister group to Rogers.
Most of the members from rogers are also members here. I really didn't
understand msn when I first started the group and didn't want to run
out of space to make memorials so continued memorials from Rogers
to Memorials. Both groups are owned by me. Nancy Herring is a manager on
both groups.
http://groups.msn.com/MEMORIALSFORFAMILYANDFRIENDS

 

 

Hi Linda,

  I thought that was soooo cute, a real blonde joke.LOL

Thank you, Linda.

Your Good Friend

Deborah

Oh my gosh that was funny!

Jackie