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Marion Tucker

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Never Lie To Your Mother (7/2/2006)
7/2/2006 7:14:54 AM
A young man called John invited his mother for dinner and during the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome John's flatmate, Steve, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact she started to wonder if there was more between John and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you Steve & I are just flatmates". About a week later Steve came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner I've been unable to find the frying pan. You don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said John. So he sat down and wrote: DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE JOHN Several days later John received an email from his mother which read: DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH STEVE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH STEVE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. Blessed Sunday & Happy 4th of July! Marion :-)
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mother (7/2/2006)
7/2/2006 7:51:01 AM
That was funny Marion. I would never lie to my mother or for that fact to anyone else. I was raise that lieing is wrong. The truth shall always set you free. God Bless You :)
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mother (7/2/2006)
7/2/2006 10:25:09 AM
Marion That was good. What a smart Mum. That one made my day before going to out for breakfast this morning. GET 1000s of FREE HITS and FREE Ads for your Biz! Place a FREE AD on me: http://FreeAdTraffic.com 10,500 Free HITS from this link: Massive Traffic for FREE http://freetrafficbar.com/virtual.php?p=22&ref=58734 FREE: Multiply Your Advertising Results By Thousands With Your Ad Listed On 5635+ Sites! Tons OF Traffic! http://www.programhoppers.com?5638
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mother (7/2/2006)
7/2/2006 11:05:32 AM
Thank-you for the laugh..I could alsmost picture it...as for lying to your mother..well what can I say..I will never tell (LOL) Have a wonderful day Diane
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mother (7/2/2006)
7/2/2006 11:14:29 AM
Hello Sister Marion, Nice to see you! I have heard this before, and it is just as funny the 2nd time around! :) Thanks so much for sharing this! God Bless, Marilyn
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