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This was sent to me by a friend and I will pass it on
Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok,
to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he recieved this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he. He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.
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