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Hello, everyone:
Here are a few signs that I hope make you chuckle. I certianly did.
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet? - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
On the door of a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a New York restaurant:
"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."
Woman's bathroom:
"If its got tires or testicles... eventually you're going to have trouble with it."
Miracles & Blessings,
Robin
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