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Hi Larry,
Well, here goes. I hope everybody thinks it is funny.
The Nun And the Fig Leaf
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local
> >Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping
> > with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the
> >lights would turn off. Each time the lights
> > would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when
> >the revelers saw the nun, the
>room
> > went dead silent.
> >
> > She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
> >restroom?
> >
> >
> > The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
> >statue of a naked man in there wearing
> > only a fig leaf."
> >
> >
> >
> > "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the
> >nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the
> > back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom.
> >
> >
> > After a few minutes,
>she came back out, and the whole place
> >stopped just long enough to give the nun a
> > loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir
> >, I don't understand. Why did they
> > applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
> >
> >
> > "Well, now they know you're one of us, "said the bartender.
> >"Would you like a drink?"
> >
> > "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
> >
> >
> > "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
> >statue is lifted up, the lights go out.
> > Now, how about that
>drink?"
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