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Thoughts for modern living .....
8 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
7 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without
an
erection, make him a sandwich.
6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a
person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
5 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything,
but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention
to criticism.
3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a
substantial tax
cut saves you 50p?
2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
world is
weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions
0f
cars in Britain. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of
illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put
the
DVLA in charge of immigration...
Thanks Linda
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