Jenny The World cup is starting its second week out of 4. This is my tribute. Thanks Linda

Linda, I know, but as Spain has only played once... Is it two weeks already!! I still stick to my earlier comments LOL Saludos Jenny

HI Craftie That was a FUNNY OLD Folks joke..here's mine: Success at 4 or 90 At age 4, success is............ not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is...........having friends. At age 20, success is...........having sex. At age 35, success is...........making money. At age 70, success is...........having sex. At age 80, success is...........having friends. At age 90, success is...........not peeing in your pants. -------------------------------------------- Place a FREE AD on me: http://FreeAdTraffic.com 10,500 Free HITS from this link: Massive Traffic for FREE http://freetrafficbar.com/virtual.php?p=22&ref=58734 FREE: Multiply Your Advertising Results By Thousands With Your Ad Listed On 5635+ Sites! Tons OF Traffic! http://www.programhoppers.com?5638

Linda! You've gto a great sense of humour, here's another one for everone to enjoy!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115 pounds," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale; it turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says: the nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5'5". She then takes her blood pressure, and tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" the woman screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" Best Ian

Hi Linda That was hilarious! Now since we are talking about gas, my wife is from Newfoundland and one day she filled the bathtub with warm water, went into the kitchen and opened up a can of beans. She got comfortable in the tub and started eating the beans with a spoon right out of the can! I came in and asked "What the heck are you doing?" She calmly looked at me and explained, "Don't tell me you never heard of a Newfie Bubble Bath?". - LOL