Hi Kathleen it's true cause I grew up on a farm myself

Hi Larry Here's some info for you and Carla re who would wear a fake beard to church. The answer is, a 15 year old Mormon who could only grow bum fluff around his chin! Sorry about that, LOL John

#1. I don't think it's a law in Mississippi. They laugh at my church. In fact, on Wednesday they laughed at me in church. I wonder if I was wearing a fake mustache. Ooooooooh, wait a minute. It probably was the real one. LOL! #2. That's a lot of languages. #3. Now you tell me! I had a crisis with Veronica when she was little and I couldn't get gum out of her hair. So when I wasn't looking she cut it. That was a very big mistake. Even a haircut didn't help.

Nick! Why can't pigs look up in the sky! That's terrible, they miss out on so much, like a beautiful starry night. But I guess the turkeys look for them, huh? Until they drown.

Hi Larry and Kathleen You guys are not only really good people, your funny!