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Crafty and Ian
THOSE were good ones..SO here is mine!!!
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A Good Shot, But...
Mildred, an aging 93 year-old woman, was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join
him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision
to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken
in the first place by the loss of her husband.
Not well versed in anatomy and not wanting to miss the
vital organ and become a vegetable or a burden to
someone else, she called her doctor's office to inquire
as to just exactly where the heart is located.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart is located just
below her left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gun shot wound to her knee.
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