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Hi Linda
I'm glad we're changing the subject: I love your jokes, keep them up. Here's one for you, and everyone else, to enjoy! Food for thought, for us men....perhaps!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, on a snowy, cold, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but, amazingly, neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's interesting: and I'm a woman! Wow! Just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're both unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the vain man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely this, definitely, must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. She takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women can be clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them!
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