Some Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Just how big were those two beers? "In God we trust, all others are suspects."

Hi Larry, Those were funny, great way to start the week, with a great big laugh. Thank you. Your Good Friend Deborah

Hi Larry, Eeeeeeeyyuuuuuuuppp! Heard every one of 'em!

Hi Larry I am for once going to be very serious here! There is only one word I can think of for police officers "RESPECT" These guys give their all to protect us, and some of the things that they have to see on their job would make most people sick. Police officers, Firemen, ambulance drivers, even crossing guards who make sure are children are safe all deserve our respect. As a matter of fact every person you meet on the street deserves respect. An old lady told me once when I was about 6 that God comes down to Earth sometimes and takes form as one of us. He might come up to you and ask for directions or the best place to eat or whatever, just remember, show respect!!!

Hello Larry, Wait.... I have a question. Didn't that policeman really say, "Just how big were those two bears?"