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Hello my friends,
heres a funny to start your week off,much love and enjoy!!!Kathy
Redneck Computer Geek
You might be a redneck addicted to the world of computers if...
* If yer computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.
* Ya think www. In a URL is a logo for a wrestlin' organization.
* Someone tells ya they're "locked up" and ya ask if they need bail money.
* Ya've ever been too drunk to chat.
* Ya think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's.
* Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spit can.
* Ya think a surge suppressor is a pill for diarrhea.
* Ya keep trying to figure out why yer scanner won't pick up police radio calls.
* Ya think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.
* Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL.
* Yer stomach overlaps half of yer keyboard.
* Ya try to figure out how to get yer empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin.
* Ya try to turn on yer computer with the remote.
* Ya try to figure out how yer floppy disk got hard.
* Ya play Frisbee with yer CD Rom's.
* Ya find yerself on the floor looking into yer "A Drive" yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'.
* When birds fly across yer screen ya reach for yer shotgun.
* Yer yards full of ol' computers stacked on cinder blocks.
* Ya use yer CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.
* Ya call tech support an ask where at buy stamps fer yer e-mail.
* Ya think ICQ is how smert yer computer is.
* Ya think yer homepage is where ya really live.
* Ya give directions to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.
* Ya see the word Download, and take the shells out of yer shotgun.
* Ya think the person that made yer keyboard was dumb cuz the letters aint in order.
* Ya see the "shift" key and try at figure out how at change gears.
* Ya see the word "Zip" and know why youz feelin' a draft.
* Yer puter has a bumper sticker on it.
* Part of yer puter is held together with duct tape.
* Ya sees the word "Refresh" and reach into the cooler fer another beer.
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