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GOOD ONES!
Thanks!
Here are two more.
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A man sends his clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in his underwear.
The next week he encloses a note to the Chinaman saying, "Use more soap on my underwear."
This goes on for several weeks, the man sending the same note to the laundry.
Finally, fed up, the Chinaman responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass."
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The joke below is from my good friend Shara's "Scream of the Crop" e-zine. She has a couple of quotes and a couple fo jokes per issue.
(She's a single mom with MS, a great lady & a published writer.)
To subscribe to it, send a blank mail to:
scream_of_the_crop-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
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A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.
"This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF!
A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.
"I wish to be on an island where only beautiful women reside."
POOF!
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.
He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."
POOF!
He's back in his government office.
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