How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace - Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document. - Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes. - Insist that your e-mail address is "zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com" - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver. - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that. - Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement. - Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) - Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present. - Come to work in your pajamas. - Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.) To try or not to try... this! Is this a question?! Take care, Anamaria For more jokes visit IMU Club Entertainment! Joke&Riddles or my other forums around.

Hi Anamaria, This is absolutely priceless! I makes me start thinking of things I could add to the list, but I will leave well enough alone :-) Thanks for sharing a well needed smile! Your friend, Jill

Hi Anamaria Thanks these are great I like the one about naming your pens hahaha!have a great day everyone..............

this is great. just enough crazy to get things done so people don't have to deal with you.

Hi Anamaria! I did the - Come to work in your pajamas thing, but thank God it was Sunday (don't ask - LOL)