Hello my friends, This was sent to me,please do not take offense to this but Im sorry It is funny!!!!! Brokeback Spiders A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs" The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment..then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."

OH KATHY, KATHY, KATHY Brokeback Spider = Crushed Spiders What imagination and choice of WORDS some people have. This was a good one. ========================================= Place a FREE AD on me: http://FreeAdTraffic.com

Hi Kathy, As Bill O'Rielly would say "Whooooah" Jerome Pfeifer Sr.

That one craked me up. That little girl was 'keeping it real'.

Spelling correction, I was trying to say 'cracked' me up, but I had tears of laughter in my eyeballs and couldn't see clear.