Hello My friends, The Old Pastor's Last Request An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?" The old pastor mustered all his strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go.

Hi That was funny Kathy, I had my laugh for the night. Thanks for the invite, have a great weekend. Warm Regards Speak out & pass it on! Broadcast Decency United Voice Against CHILD ABUSE

Hiya kathy with a K.Now that made my day. lol.:) Some times a laugh really helps don't you think? A laugh is like a cry in reverse.:)Good evening to all that are and will be your forum.Hope every one has a good and safe week end.Kathy I hope your week ned is really good. :) Ron

Hi Kathy, Isn't that the truth? That was very funny. A great way to start the weekend with a big giggle. Thank you, Kathy. Your Good Friend Deborah

Hi Kathy, Thank you for this humourous tale. Enjoyed the laugh. Kind regards Amanda Martin-Shaver