Hello Everyone, Here's some good ones for you! ----- At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. ----- --------- ----------- A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying." ------------ Have a good day ! Thanks Leanne Busby Post a free ad! http://epage.com/js/csp/45624.html

HELLO Leanne, Very funny! I guess he found out who the liars were! Have a great day! Carla

Hi Leanne, Those were funny, thank you for the giggle. Your Friend Deborah

At least when I don't do my home work for Sunday School I am honest about it. This week my homework is to ask someone if they think they are a good Person. I just have to find somone over the age of 3 to ask. Christy

Hello Carla,Deborah and Christy, Thanks for posting ,Glad you liked them. :) Thanks Leanne Busby Post a free ad! http://epage.com/js/csp/45624.html