Hello Everyone,
Here's some good ones for you!
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At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later
discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to
board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a
set square and a calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra
movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math
instruction.
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want
you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many
had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and
said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my
sermon on the sin of lying."
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Have a good day !
Thanks
Leanne Busby
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