Hello my friends,
Get ready to start laughing this is funny,Take a break from the pressures of life,have a good laugh on me,kathy
OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys.
4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc.
SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would
Be using female products.....CORRECT?
A STRANGE thing was happening at my house.
Tampons were disappearing! Yes, DISAPPEARING!!
Ok....A few months ago I went to my cupboard to
Get out a tampon and there was ONLY one left.
I could have sworn I had just bought a box the
Month before. So, I go back to the store, buy
A new box and forget about it.
The next month I go back to the cupboard...and VOILA....
There is only ONE tampon left again.
What's going on here? ALIENS?!?!
I go to the store and buy another box,
And forget about it.
WELL.....I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet
And LOW and BEHOLD....at the bottom of their closet are
The wrappers, applicators and the tampons themselves.
I am starting to FREAK!!!
Dear God, what are they doing with them???
I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult
And can handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts running
Through my mind. I'm thinking, "Do I have enough money
Saved up in the bank for MAJOR THERAPY?"
I go to the top of the stairs and yell
For my two youngest sons to "COME HERE!!!!"
They march up the stairs and find me in their
Room staring into the bottom of their closet.
I said,
"What are you doing with THOSE?
THOSE are MINE!"
My 12 year old looks
Like a deer caught
In the headlights
And is silent.
My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says.
"Well, Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes
And stuff...and THOSE make really good SCUD missiles..
What do YOU use them for?"
"NEVER MIND...GO PLAY!!!"
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