|
Hello Everyone,
Here's a double hook up for you...lol
-----------------------------
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun
all
day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the
supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick
four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by,
I
should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper
tonight."
============================================
Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels,
the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in
the
woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same
thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like
this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men
manages to catch a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the
other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost
us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
=============================
Hope you enjoyed it...just a test everyone who reads this say only "I GOT ONE", just
like to see how many read...hee hee
Thanks
Leanne Busby
|