Hi Everyone,
Here's another....
An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old
General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. "You must use all
your years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we
are up against here."
The trusty Indian Scout laid down and put his ear to the
ground... "Large war party," he says, "maybe three hundred
braves, four chiefs, two on black stallions, two on white
stallions. All have war paint ... many, many guns. Medicine man
also with them."
"Good grief!" exclaims the General, "you can tell all of that
just by listening to the ground???"
"No, General," replied the Scout, "I can see under the gate."
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Thanks Leanne Busby
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