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Hello my friends,
My friend Scott would like everyone to read this,I hope you all enjoy it,Kathy Martin
[10:58:04 PM] Scott Patrucco says: http://www.successin10steps.com/gtech912
[11:09:30 PM] Scott Patrucco says: Global Tech Enterprises, Inc. wrote:
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> George Carlin (Absolutely Brilliant)
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> IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR
> LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.
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> George Carlin's Views on Aging
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> Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
> is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so
> excited about aging that you think in fractions.
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> "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six
> and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
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> You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to
> the next number, or even a few ahead.
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> "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey,
> you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you
> become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21.
> YESSSS!!!
>
> But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound
> like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun
> now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
>
> You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the
> brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50
> and your dreams are gone.
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> But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
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> So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
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> You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a
> day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
>
> You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT
> lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there.
> Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."
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> Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a
> little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
> May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
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